Top 5 Reasons to See Dixie's Never Wear a Tube Top

Dixie Longate, everyone's favorite Tupperware lady, returns to the Temple Theater, this time with her hilarous, must-see show "Never Wear a Tube Top While Riding and Mechanical Bull and 16 Other Things I Learned While Drinking Last Thursday."

But before Dixie swaps her Tupperware bowls for a mechanical bull from Feb. 27 - March 17, 2024, saddle up and take a minute to hear the top 5 reasons Dixie thinks you need to get your tickets today!

1. This night will be tastier than Pappy's homemade, back door, firestarter moonshine.

2. You get to have some fun without the little ones, because kids are, say it with me now, "Gross and Sticky."

3. I'll teach. you all the steps for riding a mechanical bull including bobbing up and down" which amazingly can be applied to a whole lot of other things.

4. Now that you are going out more these days, I need to learn you how to throw them down but stay standing up.

5. You'll have more fun than you can shake a stick at. Which is not really as fun as they claim. I tried it.

It's too damn cold out there in Des Moines and you know you're going to need to get out of the house!

So, when are you going to get your tickets to see my show?

Dixie's Never Wear a Tube Top and 16 Other Things I Learned While Drinking Last Thursday is playing at the Temple Theater in Downtown Des Moines from February 27 – March 17 as part of the Temple Comedy Series. Tickets start at just $20!

Get Your Tickets Today